⚡Respawn Rich: The Isekai Adventure Begins | Episode 1

Written By Richard Rivera

🌄 SESSION RECAP — “THE GLITCHBORN ARRIVES”

1. A Rift in the Sky

The adventure began with a literal glitch in reality.

A teal loading ring spiraled open above the Triboar Trail, and you—RespawnRich—fell into Faerûn in a burst of pixel dust.
Your silhouette lagged.
Your coat flickered.
Your hat recalibrated.
Bitz spawned beside you like a Twitch emote brought to life.

The wagon driver, Elmar, witnessed everything and immediately questioned his life choices.

🌬️ 2. The World Took Notice

The sky flickered.

The grass bowed.

Something in Elaria recognized you the moment you appeared.

The wagon rolled on toward Phandalin, but the land felt restless… and not in a “good vibes” way.

🏹 3. Goblin Ambush — ShonenX Style

Four Razorskulker goblins burst from the treeline:

  • Neon warpaint glowing like corrupted LEDs

  • Arrows leaving static-green streaks

  • Movements jittering like broken animation frames

They were ready to kill the driver and loot the wagon.

They were not ready for you.

⚔️ 4. Your First Attack—“COMO SE DICE… SWORD SLASH!”

You leapt from the wagon mid-motion, landing like a hype-beast anime protagonist.

Your named attack hit clean:

  • First strike: 7 dmg

  • After-image strike: 6 dmg

You deleted a goblin in two frames.
The grass bent around you in a shockwave.

The other goblins panicked.

🤖 5. Bitz Enters Ogres-Only Mode

Combat Scan: 3

Bitz transformed into:

OGRE ARM FORM

His entire mimic body pixel-shattered and rebuilt with one massive ogre limb.
Then he YEETED a goblin across the battlefield like a physics engine failure.

  • Direct hit: 8 dmg

  • Splash damage: 3

Two goblins down.

One traumatized.

⚡ 6. The Decapitation Slide

You dashed forward, slid under the last goblin baseball-style, and carved a devastating upward strike.

Attack 20 (15+5)
Full decapitation.

The goblin’s head hit the bush with a polite plop.

The ambush ended instantly.

🧾 7. The Clues They Carried

On the bodies, you found a rough hide-map showing:

  • A cave marked “HIDE”

  • A crude castle sketch

  • Phandalin circled

  • And a note:

“Bring dwarf alive.
Castle king knows.
Spider watches.”

The plot threads converge:

  • Gundren is captured

  • The Cragmaw goblins serve someone called The Black Spider

  • You have a trail to follow

🐂 8. Checking on the Driver

Elmar is shaken but alive.

He now believes you’re either:

  • a divine omen,

  • a glitch spirit,

  • or a fever dream he hasn’t woken from.

Possibly all three.

But he’s grateful—and terrified.

📘 SESSION CONCLUDES

You survived your first ambush, saved the wagon, shook the world awake, and stepped onto the goblin trail that leads deeper into the frontier.

Next session begins with:

**→ Following the goblin tracks

→ Entering the forest
→ Approaching the Cragmaw Hideout
→ Neon-spined wolves
→ The flood trap
→ And Klarg, the Thunderhide**

Season One is heating up.

Richard Rivera